Mondre Powiedzonka

[melon_21]

Wielu znanych ludzi ma tendencje do wygłaszania swoich złotych myśli, i to nie tylko na blogach (fuj!). Proceder jest dosyć stary. I nie koniecznie królują tu ludzie z nizin społecznych... wręcz przeciwnie. O to kilka moich ulubionych cytatów z "gwiazd":

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill

You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else. Winston Churchill

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. Woody Allen

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. Woody Allen

I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen

Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking. Albert Einstein

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by the age of eighteen. Albert Einstein

I got politics and economics moving and then others took over. Lech Wałęsa

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day. Dean Martin

To tylko cząstka mondrości (błąd celowy) jakie oferują nam sławni tego świata... A wy macie jakieś ulubione tego typu "kwiatki"?

[anaszym]

Dorzucam trochę więcej powiedzonek:


"You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality."
- Ayn Rand

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."
- Albert Einstein

"When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion."
- Robert Pirsig

"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard

"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
- Martin Luther King Jr.

"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'."
- Yoda

"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance."
- George Bernard Shaw

"If you are going through hell, keep going."
- Sir Winston Churchill

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
- Oscar Wilde

"How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself."
- Anais Nin

"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true."
- James Branch Cabell

"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down."
- Jimmy Durante

"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance"
- Oscar Wilde

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
Woody Allen

[empasik]

Dorzucę kilka sentencji George'a Carlina -jak dla mnie ponadczasowe:
"I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it."

"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam. "

"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live"

[apprentice]

Ja również pozwolę sobie dodać kilka błyskotliwych wypowiedzi wspaniałego mówcy Winstona Churchilla:

"He is one of those orators of whom it was well said, 'Before they get up, they do not know what they are going to say; when they are speaking, they do not know what they are saying; and when they have sat down, they do not know what they have said".

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning".